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Savage Light-Up Christmas Decoration – Glowing Middle Fingers
- 🎄 The naughtiest decoration on the street
- 💡 Glowing LED fingers – lights up at night
- 🌧️ Weatherproof – indoor & outdoor
- 🎁 The perfect gift for your favourite grump
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Description
The naughtiest decoration on the street. Hang it on your front door, wall or window and let the glowing fingers say what everyone's thinking this Christmas. 🎄🖕
Choose your rebel: the Green Grump, a very unimpressed Santa or a sassy Reindeer. Each one lights up with bright LED fingers, so it looks even better after dark.
Why you'll love it
- 💡 Glowing LED fingers – lights up your porch at night
- 🎨 Hand-painted look – detailed resin finish
- 🚪 Easy to hang – door, wall, window or shelf
- 🎁 Perfect gift – for Secret Santa, grumpy dads and anyone who's had enough of Christmas
Details
- Size: approx. 20 cm tall
- Power: battery operated (batteries not included)
- Use: indoor & outdoor
Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and jealous neighbours.
Shipping & delivery
Orders are dispatched within 1–2 business days with tracking. Delivery usually takes 4–8 business days.
Returns & guarantee
Not naughty enough? Return it within 30 days for a full refund.
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Why it's savage 🎅
Glows at night
LED fingers light up the whole porch
Weatherproof
Built for snow, rain and grumpy weather
Easy to hang
Up on the wall or door in seconds
Instant laughs
The neighbours will never forget it
Naughty list approved
The neighbours will talk
Glowing, grinning and giving the whole street the festive finger. The decoration nobody on your block saw coming.
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Santa's iron-clad guarantee
If it doesn't make you laugh, send it back within 30 days and get every cent back. No grumpy questions asked.
- 30-day money backNot happy? Full refund, no grumpy questions.
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How long does shipping take?
Orders are dispatched within 1–2 business days. Delivery usually takes 4–8 business days.
Can I use it outdoors?
Yes – it's weather resistant and made for porches, doors and walls.
What if I don't like it?
Send it back within 30 days for a full refund. No grumpiness.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order before December 15 for the best chance of Christmas delivery.